Welcome to our archives of the bizzare
A collection of translation fumbles and errors
Which could have been avoided

Section 1 ...... In the hotel

 

From a Tokyo hotel	Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please.  If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby	The lift is being fixed for the next day.  During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a hotel in Athens	Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m daily.
A sign in an Austrian  ski resort	Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
From a hotel in Moscow	If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In an Acapulco hotel	The manager has personally passed all the water served here.